Math Marvel Prints

Wait, what was the question again?

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

Magician creates magic square

'Every once in a while my right brain throws something in.'

"I'm bored."

'Well, let's see if this planet has intelligent life.... Hey, buddy! †what's the cube root of 187.473?

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

'Wow! That's a question that makes my temples throb!...it makes my ears ring, my hair stand on end...my eyes water, my cheeks burn, my mouth go dry and my teeth ache...That question destroys my whole head...'

Hares looking at Euclid

"You forgot to carry the one."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

The Forever Stamp

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.