Metaphysics Marvel Prints

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

New Marvel Heroes

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

Hares looking at Euclid

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Magician creates magic square

Introduction to Metaphysics.

Insect Police. There's his mug shot and this is a computer generated image of what he might look like today.

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'