Metaphysics Thinker Prints

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Didn't you just say that?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Ten Commandments

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Afraid of change - leave it here.

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'...and that is my philosophy.'