Maths Maverick Prints

'I never realized how difficult mothematics was!'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

The Forever Stamp

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."