Maths Maverick Gifts

'I never realized how difficult mothematics was!'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

The Forever Stamp

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."