Machine Learning Maverick Gifts

"The abominable algorithm"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Pi fight!

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

'I never realized how difficult mothematics was!'

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

"Why should two plus two equal four all the time?"

"I won't date another AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"Turns our arithmetic isn't the place for innovative thinking."

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

'That's what I call women's logic.'