'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'
Machine Learning Lover Gifts
Searching for a gift that honors a passion for machine learning? Our collection offers fun and thoughtful options, from witty mugs to stylish t-shirts, comfy pillows, and inspiring prints. Show your appreciation for their curiosity and creativity in AI with items that make a statement and bring a smile.
"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"
Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'
"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."
"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."
"What did you download at school today?"
"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."
"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."
'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'
It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!
'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'
'What does the internet have against my people?'
"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."
"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."
"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."
"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"
"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"
A Sophisticated Computer
"Sell AI"
Statistics department with 'You are here (sampling error +/- 4%)'.
"Frankly, Harold, you're beginning to bore everyone with your statistics."
'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'
"My programming does not permit me to process new information."
'Now read that back to me.'
Two robots are playing table football.
Robot doing a Binary Puzzle
'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'
"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."
Psychiatry. Your disorientation is number 2248 in my psychiatry manual. You mean my daze is numbered?
"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"
"The abominable algorithm"
Machine Learning Lover Gifts Collection
Machine Learning Lover Mugs
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Machine Learning Lover Pillows
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Machine Learning Lover Prints
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Machine Learning Lover T-Shirts
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