Machine Lover Gifts

'I find this work truly fulfilling in many ways - there's the exercise, the sense of accomplishment, and most important, the opportunity to make lots of noise.'

"My next car, I want one of those."

Motor Oils - Suitable For All Moving Parts.

'It says, '22,873 tons of bituminous coal, and I think I love you.''

Unnatural Food-nuts and bolts, sale on junk foods, rusty nuts, bolts, and screws.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Bagging the Chipmunk

Man checks the gears in his chest.

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

A cheese grader

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Nail Ambush

An angry Hammer and a Thumb about to cross paths.

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Psychiatry. Your disorientation is number 2248 in my psychiatry manual. You mean my daze is numbered?

Essentials

Lighting a Pipe