Manual Lover Gifts

Psychiatry. Your disorientation is number 2248 in my psychiatry manual. You mean my daze is numbered?

'Section 9c - 'Kill yourself if this clock radio malfunctions' '

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Route 666

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"