Manual Lover T-Shirts

'Section 9c - 'Kill yourself if this clock radio malfunctions' '

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Route 666

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

Snow Bridge.