Automobile Lover T-Shirts

New Smart Car.

'There goes Claudius in his new All-Terrain-Vehicle.'

"They say it tows smoother than any other car."

"Do you like my four wheel drive?"

Car Fanatic Baby Name Brainstorm

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Mohammad's motors

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Route 666

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'