Vehicle Lovers T-Shirts

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Route 666

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Penguin Remote

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'