Vehicle Lovers T-Shirts

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Mohammad's motors

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Route 666

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Penguin Remote

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"