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Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."

Woman Driving a Lemon.

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'Brian, stop! Some things can't be fixed with WD40.'

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'Why didn't you get a company car like everyone else?'

An off-road vehicle driving across the tops of other vehicles (ie, off-road) to avoisd a traffic jam.

"The vibration may be a drive shaft problem – or opportunity."

'Would you like to go for a ride in grandpa's cool station wagon, or on grandma's boring motorcycle?'

'I found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

Semi-retired.

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'There goes Claudius in his new All-Terrain-Vehicle.'

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"It's a Popemobile."

Criminal Court. General Sessions Court. Juvenile Court.

Man In Tunnel Caught Between Two Oncoming Vehicles

"If you like beeping your horn, and want to be heard, then your search is over."

"Come down you two, we've got work to do!"

"Dad, with gas prices so high, I'm thinking I need a cool, speedy motorcycle to zip around in instead of a '64 Chevy Impala."

"Remember - no road rage."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

A History of Royal Vehicles

Armored Truck

This is the love of my life....

'Do you think the car pool manager will notice ?'

'you were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious.'

Police car sign reads: Long arm vehicle, as it follows a lorry with a sign reading: Long vehicle.

Mohammad's motors

See you later --- I'm sure we'll run into each other soon.

God, I hate riding the bus. Sometimes I wish that a limo would pick me up instead. Then I lower my standards and wish for an Uber car. Then it's a cab. I now realize I'd settle for a bicycle. Bus.