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"First of all, there was a bee in the car."

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

'Hop in - I think we're going to get a push.'

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

Drive Thru Blood Donor Clinic.

'They've really advanced car software.'

'Okay, sir...what's it gonna take for me to get you into this car today?' 'A forklift.'

'Dear God, if there's a patron saint for car batteries...

Yesteryear.

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

'This is more than the estimate.'

'They get me a lot of respect on the freeway.'

"The driver's seat slides right out, providing even more cargo space."

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'

"You wouldn't believe how many people try to drive away without paying."

"You're telling me that robot truck thing is allowed to drive without a license and your grandfather isn't?"

"Maybe we should try getting by with just one car."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

Sustainable SUV.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

'Relax. I didn't wreck the entire car... The spare wheel's fine.'

Crash test dummies get into a car accident.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

The only thing loose in some cars is the nut behind the wheel.

"I might have known! A bloody woman driver!"

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Cash for Clunkers program is good only for vehicles...'

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

'Car Czar my foot! - What they need is a BAR Czar!'

"Hello, dear... How was your first day as a driving instructor?"

'My wife says she wants a car that reflects her personality, desirability and social status. This was the closest thing I could find.'

'We've had plenty of interest in this one. It's been our 'Special Of The Week' for months.'

Road Rage