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Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'It's the worst case of petrol head I've ever seen.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

SUV space hog

Union Label is Edsel

"Does this come with a guarantee?"

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Deflator mouse

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."