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'Don't bother rotating the tires. They rotated on their own all the way here.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"And next year's model actually feeds the meter for you..."

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

Bad Idea: Alcohol-Fueled, Self-Driving Cars

'Couldn't your oil change have waited ?'

"Now, why don't just sit down and get nice and relaxed before we chat about your estimate?"

"Yes, sir, you're fine - four."

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"Today's circular has numerous errors! Car batteries are not $2, tires are not 99 cents and air filters are not free!"

"It's a great car, Mr. Tillbrook, but it's just not age-appropriate."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Route 666

"The estimate includes 100 shares of our IPO."

'Sorry. We don't have a 'Cash for Cluckers' program.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

crash test relationships

Clancy: Car Repairs

Parking Area.

"We must get to the bottom of this Watson!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?'

Garage mechanics course, Introduction ,dealing with customers, "Now repeat after me - Oh dear, oh dear,oh dear"

"This could take a while. Fred is so mechanically impaired that when he goes to an auto parts store he parks in the handicapped spot."

"How do you put the airbag back in the car?"

"....I'm not sure what gives you the sense of entitlement!"

"What is it with women and cars?"

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

Lucky car.