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'Hi love, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, the airbags work.'

Road rage.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Deflator mouse

Useless add-ons.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."