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Formula 1.

Micheal Schumacher.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Bob's Driving School.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Route 666

Inflating Boobs.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Mohammad's motors

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Turmoil change.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'