Motorsport Aficionado Prints

Formula 1.

Micheal Schumacher.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Bob's Driving School.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Inflating Boobs.

Route 666

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Mohammad's motors

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Turmoil change.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'God's speed.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'