Motorsport Aficionados Prints

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

Bob's Driving School.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'God's speed.'

Penguin Remote

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Smile

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Chicken Road Crossing

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

I love that new elephant smell.

Pamplona 500

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'