Motorsport Aficionados Mugs

Sailor in Car.

Bob's Driving School.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'God's speed.'

Penguin Remote

Smile

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Chicken Road Crossing

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Pamplona 500

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'