Car Enthusiasts Mugs

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"Rising fuel costs have forced us to make major design changes. Like the in-dash ATM, in case you run out of gas money."

'Let me get this straight... You say you had no steering or brakes, and your car just ran into the wall on its own?'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Sailor in Car.

No double parking.

"I couldn't sleep."

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Morrison Van/Van Morrison

'Do you want Gap Insurance?'

'As it turns out, going 'green' will cost a lot of green.'

'We'll need a fast car... In approximately ten minutes...'

'Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.'

'I have a pony. I want a car.'

'My car has been acting funny.'

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

'I'm a taxi-dermist.'

'When are you going to teach me 'road rage'?'

Marilyn Mason.

Detour 50c.

Driver Hand Signals

'Yes... it's one of ours. Looks like Riley with some minor wing damage.'

'It's ok officer the tyres are only flat at the bottom!'

"He fainted, so whilst waiting for you I put him in the recovery position."

'School of minicab drivers.'

10-Minute Oil Change and 2-Hour Wait.

Sedan chair has fluffy dice in it.

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"