Car Enthusiasts Gifts

'Let me get this straight... You say you had no steering or brakes, and your car just ran into the wall on its own?'

"Rising fuel costs have forced us to make major design changes. Like the in-dash ATM, in case you run out of gas money."

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

I don't care what the mileage is I can't just show up in a Toyota Prius I man, c'mon, Lorraine - I'm Captain Freakin' America for cryin' out loud

Sailor in Car.

No double parking.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'My car has been acting funny.'

'We'll need a fast car... In approximately ten minutes...'

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Morrison Van/Van Morrison

'I have a pony. I want a car.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'Do you want Gap Insurance?'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.'

"I couldn't sleep."

'As it turns out, going 'green' will cost a lot of green.'

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'When are you going to teach me 'road rage'?'

'Yes... it's one of ours. Looks like Riley with some minor wing damage.'

"He fainted, so whilst waiting for you I put him in the recovery position."

Sedan chair has fluffy dice in it.

'School of minicab drivers.'

Marilyn Mason.

'I'm a taxi-dermist.'

10-Minute Oil Change and 2-Hour Wait.

Detour 50c.

Driver Hand Signals