Automobile Enthusiasts Gifts

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

A dog driving a car

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Deflator mouse

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'