Automotive Enthusiast Gifts

"Get all the second opinions you want, doctor, …. You'll still be a quart low."

"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

Self Driving Car - Self Conscious Car - Self Actualized Car

'Do you have any hybrids that weren't designed by men?

'I hope you know a good search engine.'

'What? ... Oh, come on, ref! I barely pressured him!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I was really looking for something my kids wouldn't want to borrow.'

'We're in luck! It's only half flat.'

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'If you buy something, we'll validate.'

'When I think of all the money we wasted on drivers' training for him.'

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"

"The bad news is it's failed the MOT. The good news is it's passed it's A-Levels."

"What part of ‘Porsche 911 Targa 4S with direct fuel injection and VarioCam Plus’ don’t you understand?!"

"The docs just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance on the battery."

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

"Kink free hose my a**e!!"

A mechanic is surprised to see a periscope coming out of a car towing a boat.

Mrs. Clinton. Please stay home a while and help us sell these huge gas guzzlers.

'It's standard procedure. Your rates will come down after a few years in the risk pool.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'Found your problem...there was a hairball in the gas line.'

'The monster truck has a flat...'

'Goo morning Mr.Williams. This is Doc Wentsworth who will be performing major surgery on your old clunk.'

"This bluetooth you say it's got... not catching is it?"

'Depreciation is normal, isn't it dear?'