Automobile Enthusiast Gifts

"First of all, there was a bee in the car."

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

'Hop in - I think we're going to get a push.'

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

Drive Thru Blood Donor Clinic.

'They've really advanced car software.'

'Dear God, if there's a patron saint for car batteries...

Yesteryear.

'This is more than the estimate.'

'They get me a lot of respect on the freeway.'

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

"You wouldn't believe how many people try to drive away without paying."

"The driver's seat slides right out, providing even more cargo space."

'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

The only thing loose in some cars is the nut behind the wheel.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Relax. I didn't wreck the entire car... The spare wheel's fine.'

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Sustainable SUV.

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"Maybe we should try getting by with just one car."

"You're telling me that robot truck thing is allowed to drive without a license and your grandfather isn't?"

Crash test dummies get into a car accident.

'We've had plenty of interest in this one. It's been our 'Special Of The Week' for months.'

"Hello, dear... How was your first day as a driving instructor?"

'Car Czar my foot! - What they need is a BAR Czar!'

'My wife says she wants a car that reflects her personality, desirability and social status. This was the closest thing I could find.'

Road Rage

'Careful, Dear, someone from the congregation might hear you.'

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Parking.