Automobile Aficionados Gifts

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

"I hope you realise this is going to raise our auto insurance premium!"

'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'

Parking

Museum: Old Detroit.

Kwiki-Fix Garage. With add-on charges, the sum is much greater than the parts.

"If you don't believe I wasn't talking on my cell phone, ask my wife."

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

'And these are my five little trilobites - all boys, all petrol-heads. One day their dreams will come true.'

'Honestly - I thought it meant my car!'

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"Of all the times to stall."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Dog Park

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.