Auto Aficionados Gifts

"Perfect."

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

Cash for Clunkers.

'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'

"The front of that car REALLY looks like a face."

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

'Please take care of my baby.'

'Well, obviously if I'd known car tax was going to go up I'd have bought a more sensible vehicle.'

Ballet Parking

"I want a bumper sticker that says 'My other car is a figment of my imagination'."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Dog Park

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'