Auto Aficionados Prints

"Perfect."

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

'Maybe we should go for a smaller model!'

"The front of that car REALLY looks like a face."

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

'Please take care of my baby.'

'Well, obviously if I'd known car tax was going to go up I'd have bought a more sensible vehicle.'

Ballet Parking

"I want a bumper sticker that says 'My other car is a figment of my imagination'."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Under pressure.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Deflator mouse

Motor Tourism

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Useless add-ons.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '