Automobile Aficionados Mugs

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

"I hope you realise this is going to raise our auto insurance premium!"

'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'

Parking

Museum: Old Detroit.

"If you don't believe I wasn't talking on my cell phone, ask my wife."

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

'And these are my five little trilobites - all boys, all petrol-heads. One day their dreams will come true.'

'Honestly - I thought it meant my car!'

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"Of all the times to stall."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Dog Park

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism