Automotive Lover T-Shirts

'Our repair success record is as good as duct tape.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Driverless cars rage.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Route 666

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Mohammad's motors

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"