Automotive Lover Pillows

'Our repair success record is as good as duct tape.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Driverless cars rage.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Route 666

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Mohammad's motors

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"