Automobile Lover Pillows

New Smart Car.

'There goes Claudius in his new All-Terrain-Vehicle.'

"They say it tows smoother than any other car."

"Do you like my four wheel drive?"

Car Fanatic Baby Name Brainstorm

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Driverless cars rage.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Route 666

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Car wash / Mouth wash