Vehicle Lover Pillows

"How deep are those pockets?"

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

'I think that'll do!' (Car burps after being filled).

I brake for brass.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Mohammad's motors

It's great for pulling the birds!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Route 666

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

A souped up car...

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Snow Bridge.

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."