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"How deep are those pockets?"

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

'I think that'll do!' (Car burps after being filled).

I brake for brass.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Mohammad's motors

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Route 666

It's great for pulling the birds!

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Snow Bridge.