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"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

The Hammer

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

Labor Day '19

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Top - Perhaps

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"On your mark! Get set!"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Manual Worker

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'It's an old work injury.'

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.