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"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

The Hammer

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Labor Day '19

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Top - Perhaps

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"On your mark! Get set!"

Manual Worker

'It's an old work injury.'

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.