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"This is heavy!"

"If it's all the same to you chief, I'd like to work from home tomorrow."

John Henry

Builder adjusting a wall.

'No, you can't telecommute.'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

Time Clock

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"Welcome to the United States."

Top - Perhaps

Manual Worker

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

A plunger in an outhouse

Well paid job

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'