Manual Labor Techniques T-Shirts

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Top - Perhaps

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Manual Worker

A plunger in an outhouse

Well paid job

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Your wife called to remind you that she still exists.'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

Blue-Collar Workers

Workers constructing barcodes

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

'Wait for me!'

'No... It's too heavy, lads. We need the forklift truck.'

Chiropractors and the Tango.

'No, you can't telecommute.'

Construction Worker Running Away From Boulder

Gentlemen wearing safety monocles in their workspace.

Men Working.

Violin Maker

Working For Coconuts

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

"There are three courses of action we can take now - I can call you Ace, Chief, or Big Guy."

Man to man about cat: 'You should hear the cars purr after he's done with them.'

"Every year these minimum-wage jobs get harder and harder."

"Edward Shovelhands"