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A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Top - Perhaps

Manual Worker

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Well paid job

A plunger in an outhouse

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

Blue-Collar Workers

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'Your wife called to remind you that she still exists.'

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'

Workers constructing barcodes

This is the last position I take where the job description is "heavy responsibility."

'Wait for me!'

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

'No... It's too heavy, lads. We need the forklift truck.'

Chiropractors and the Tango.

Gentlemen wearing safety monocles in their workspace.

Men Working.

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

Man to man about cat: 'You should hear the cars purr after he's done with them.'

'No, you can't telecommute.'

Construction Worker Running Away From Boulder

Working For Coconuts

"Every year these minimum-wage jobs get harder and harder."

"There are three courses of action we can take now - I can call you Ace, Chief, or Big Guy."

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