Manual Laborers T-Shirts

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Still, we're lucky to have jobs.'

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Time Clock

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Top - Perhaps

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Manual Worker

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

America's Biggest Export...

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

A plunger in an outhouse

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

Well paid job

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'