Manual Enthusiast Gifts

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

"There really is no need for confusion about the change in the enforcement of this law. Part 95 of section 33 of article Q in the manual quite clearly states ..."

"How To Turn Stuff Off"

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

'It just says, 'Flick palm to on position!'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

'Are we nearly there yet?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Useless add-ons.

Deflator mouse

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Motor Tourism

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'