Mechanic Enthusiast Gifts

'Pop the hood. I think your inverted Republican fiscal flux capacitor is slowing you down.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Moses and the bridge.

"On your mark! Get set!"

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

"You've got a few screws loose."

Bagging the Chipmunk

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Jeremy Clarkson

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

Lighting a Pipe

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

Cat flap for a truck.

"He adored that old car !"

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

My dad loves his motor.

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'