Mechanical Mind Enthusiast Gifts

"You've got a few screws loose."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Well paid job

Bagging the Chipmunk

Private work adjustments

Man checks the gears in his chest.

'Now read that back to me.'

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Lighting a Pipe

'The human body is a very intricate piece of machinery, Mr. Whitney, and I'm afraid you're just not mechanically inclined.'

Cat flap for a truck.

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

Rubik's Cubicle.

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

Zero Fuel Taxis

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

Hard-working.

"Did the earth move for you too?"

Poor build quality threatens the Black Cab: 'No! I said I can't take you south of the river.'

Forklift truck