Mechanical Minds Gifts

10-Minute Oil Change and 2-Hour Wait.

'I think I have a cracked head.' - 'And what's wrong with the car?'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Computer operator welding machine.

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

X-RAY

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

'I think I found the problem.'

Thinking.

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"You've got a few screws loose."

'Now read that back to me.'

Private work adjustments

Well paid job

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"Can you give us another formula? We aired this visual yesterday."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Just come out and talk. I promise I won't wish for anything."

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

'You're in denial.'

'The human body is a very intricate piece of machinery, Mr. Whitney, and I'm afraid you're just not mechanically inclined.'

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Robot Truck.

Leonard Cohen calls his landlord