Magical Minds Gifts

The Magnificent Mindo!

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

A boy acting suspiciously

Baby pram as a tank

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Thinking outside of the box

"She's a miniature."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Magic Tricks

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Stealing thoughts.

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Science of Little Round Things