Magical Minds Gifts

The Magnificent Mindo!

A boy acting suspiciously

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Baby pram as a tank

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Thinking outside of the box

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"She's a miniature."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Magic Tricks

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Folk o' the Wee

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."