Mechanical Thinker Gifts

"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"I shop, therefore I am."

Reasonableman

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Idle parts

Computer operator welding machine.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

Science And Society 1923

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I think I found the problem.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

"I've looked at the work of Einstein and Hawking on 'time'. Dad, but they don't mention any explanation for the 'dog year'..."

Posters of the Sahara

"Religion: Man's attempt to make sense of a frightening universe. Science: See 'Religion'."

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"You've got a few screws loose."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

Well paid job

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Private work adjustments

'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?'

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'