Technological Thinker Gifts

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"Artificial intelligence has just identified humanity's main problem. It's human."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Math Dreams

The Googler

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Sigmund Freud.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'3-D TV Kit'

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Fur Baby

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Filling the Missile Gap

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Computer help.

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'