Tech Philosophy Thinker Gifts

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Maybe I was wrong?

Myspace then and now.

Ode to Nature.

"What next?"