Tech Philosophy Thinker Gifts

Robots' Bill of Rights Forum. Number one, of course, should be freedom of assembly.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Computer help.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

Maybe I was wrong?

Ode to Nature.

"What next?"

Myspace then and now.