Technology Thinker Gifts

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The Googler

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Computer help.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Websiteless -- please help.