Tech Forward Thinker Gifts

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Satya Nutella

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'Is this the new input device?'

Evolution.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Innovation & Calculation

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

Websiteless -- please help.

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'We've replaced you with an app.'

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

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