Tech-reliant Thinker Gifts

"Until the face recognition software is installed I'm going to have a hard time remembering your names."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

God's Phone

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

This Cave Updated Daily.

"Buy my data $20"

"Christmas pudcast"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Websiteless -- please help.

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

Sartre's E-Mail

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."